I saw her drinking beer...Eatin peanuts by the bar...I was pretty desperate and I knew she had a car...She said her name was Debbie...She was a friend Jenny Craigs...She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs...I know your hungry...I can see it in your eyes...Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries...I want to take your chubby ass back to my place...And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!! BEST SONG :D
Well, come along! I've got two spears, And I'll poke your eyeballs out at your ears; I've got besides two curling-stones, And I'll crush you to bits, body and bones. That was what the big billy goat said. And then he flew at the troll, and poked his eyes out with his horns, and crushed him to bits, body and bones, and tossed him out into the cascade, and after that he went up to the hillside. There the billy goats got so fat they were scarcely able to walk home again.
But just then up came the big Billy Goat Gruff. Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap! went the bridge, for the billy goat was so heavy that the bridge creaked and groaned under him."Who's that tramping over my bridge?" roared the troll. "It's I! The big Billy Goat Gruff ," said the billy goat, who had an ugly hoarse voice of his own. "Now I 'm coming to gobble you up," roared the troll.
Trip, trap, trip, trap, trip, trap, went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared the troll.
"Oh, it's the second Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, who hadn't such a small voice.
"Now I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
"Oh, no! Don't take me. Wait a little till the big Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
"Very well! Be off with you," said the troll.
But just then up ca
"Oh, it is only I, the tiniest Billy Goat Gruff , and I'm going up to the hillside to make myself fat," said the billy goat, with such a small voice.
"Now, I'm coming to gobble you up," said the troll.
"Oh, no! pray don't take me. I'm too little, that I am," said the billy goat. "Wait a bit till the second Billy Goat Gruff comes. He's much bigger."
"Well, be off with you," said the troll.
A little while after came the second Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
Tri
Once upon a time there were three billy goats, who were to go up to the hillside to make themselves fat, and the name of all three was "Gruff." On the way up was a bridge over a cascading stream they had to cross; and under the bridge lived a great ugly troll , with eyes as big as saucers, and a nose as long as a poker.
So first of all came the youngest Billy Goat Gruff to cross the bridge.
"Trip, trap, trip, trap! " went the bridge.
"Who's that tripping over my bridge?" roared
Maaaan...mon camp est dans une impasse en calvaire...ça fait dûr en criss...j'ai deux gars dans le top 1000 esti...j'essaye tranquillement d'améliorer le wrestling et le brawling pour avoir un style secondaire fort...mais la période de transition suck en tabarnack lol
Where there was a training camp, there's ruins and ashes. Rocks, trees and rivers, the nature overtook everything. Training techniques were forgotten, only remains the songs of the forgotten champions. Then one halfbrained troll had a revelation: The camp was back to were it began. Carlos Alvarez let out one of the forgotten warcries, trolls began to gather around him. Then they began to punch at eachothers. It began again!
I Just Came......In Your Long Greasy Hair.....It Now Smells Better.....And Looks Alot Cleaner.....Maybe Now You Have A Chance Of Pulling A Female.....Goodbye
so man r u gunna giveme a shot at ur pro xc belt to lance he really doesnt have very many fight left and itd be nice to have him win at least 1 belt in his career
hye man can i getta shot at that since i only lost by split and lance doesnt have much left in his career think i can go for it just 1 last time? and congratz on the win
heh whatever, its cool. im just trying him out, he's been a trainer his whole life, decided maybe 3.5 3.5 could give me a few wins.... but maybe not... lol his hiddens aren't wow'ing me
Bathory will be there! Black Metal vs Death Metal battles would be epic. A while ago I had a camp named 'Tomb of the Mutilated' with Cannibal Corpse inspired nicknames. But I think 'Obituary' is probably the coolest nickname possible!
Cool, look for Butch 'Mayhem' Wilson in AoC LHW; Manny 'Immortal' Bell will soon make his entrance in AoC MW or LHW. Hopefully I'll recruit a warrior worthy of the nickname 'Emperor' tomorrow. Hope to fight you again soon! Battle Metal!
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